Monday, August 4, 2008

Big Greek Schlong of the Month - AUGUST


History has been made here at Big Greek Schlongs as we honor our first two-time winner, G.K. Our Big Greek Schlong of the month burst onto the scene with his first Internet viral video, Damn Bitch!! Don't You Know I'm G.K.??!!. The video has been downloaded an Internet record 300 million times. However, G.K. has followed this success with an even bigger smash, as his latest video, Aristotle's Ass Party, completely shut down the Internet in its first day of release. Aristotle's Ass Party combines red-hot scenes of G.K.'s legendary Big Greek Schlong along his heart-felt views on worldwide famine and the global and socio-economic effects of his charity work. Despite the staggering success G.K. has experienced, he remains humble. "I'm just trying to feed families...and bitches...with my giant schlong." We here at Big Greek Schlongs congratulate you G.K. and look forward to bigger and better things in the future.