Look who's done it again!!
We here at Big Greek Schlongs are proud to honor our first ever three-time monthly award winner, G.K.
As many of our loyal readers already know, G.K. literally and figuratively burst onto the scene with his award-winning performance in Damn Bitch!! Don't You Know I'm G.K.??!! This Internet sensation has been downloaded worldwide a record 3 billion times.
Proving that he was no one-hit wonder, G.K. followed up this massive success with the earth shattering Aristotle's Ass Party. G.K.'s honest portrayal of a missionary sensitive to the needs of his flock earned G.K. a lifetime A.V.N. acheivement award. Also, G.K.'s insatiable fans' demand for his big Greek schlong completely shut down the Internet for 3 days.
Despite this unbelievable success, G.K. has continued to mount the summit of success. G.K.'s newest video, Priapus: A Little History for That Ass, has just been released and has received critical acclaim. Priapus: A Little History for That Ass tells the story of the legendary Greek God of Fertility, Priapus, who was known primarily for his huge, permanately erect penis. Priapus also was considered the guardian of livestock, fruit baring plants, gardens and of course, male genitalia.
G.K. hopes his latest release will expand viewers' knowledge of Greek Mythology, as well as open viewers' eyes at the sight of G.K.'s big Greek schlong. G.K.'s portrayal of Priapus is perhaps his most well-rounded performance to date. G.K. admits that this was the role he was born to play. "Priapus and I are very similar. We both are protectors of livestock. You could even call me a 'meat man.' Also, we both find pleasure in the simple things in life, such as gardening, enjoying a fresh peach or berry and bitches. We both enjoy bitches. Oh...also, we both have giant schlongs." In addition to the striking similarities between Priapus and G.K., the two share the same sacrificial animal, the ass. "I've been sacrificing a ton of ass lately", comments G.K.
Because of Pentagon concern regarding Internet bandwidth issues, the video will not be released online. Instead, Priapus: A Little History for That Ass will be released in theaters and stadiums worldwide starting this Friday. The date coincides with the Greek holiday of μηδικό σίλφιο, which roughly translated means "All Day Ass Fest." G.K. feels the timing of the release will both honor Priapus, as well as allow more viewers to see his big Greek schlong.
We here at Big Greek Schlongs agree and we again salute you G.K.
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